Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
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So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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