Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
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i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
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He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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