i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
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So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
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