three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
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i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
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I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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