i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
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had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
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ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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