Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
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There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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