dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
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please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Are we still banned from the library?
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Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Randomize