Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
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Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
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I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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