Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
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He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
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You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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