Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
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We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
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I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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