i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
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just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
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there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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