a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
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sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
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at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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