His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
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I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I need water and some morals
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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