Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
She tied me up with her honor cords...
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
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They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
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So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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