Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
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Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
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So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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