Dual....:-)
someone get that fucking seahorse.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
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i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
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The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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