Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
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i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
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whose parrot is this?
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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