at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
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I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
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The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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