i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
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She swung at the pinata with crutches
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
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Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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