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Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
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When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
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My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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