wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I showed him my bush... on skype.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
it's not cheating when I paid for it
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its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
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The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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