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Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
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This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
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Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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