I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
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Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
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I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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