Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
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hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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