i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
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Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
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Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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