I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
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I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
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just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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