Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
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Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
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well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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