when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
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She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
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I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Send help, water and tortillas.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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