Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
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His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
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omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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