uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
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I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
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He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
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