where am i from again
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
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he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
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You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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