i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
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the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
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I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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