Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
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This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
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my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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