Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
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1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
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Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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