I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
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Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
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His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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