Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
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The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
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So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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