Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
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I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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