we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
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I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
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I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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