He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
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There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
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You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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