just come out here and I will go home with you...
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
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I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
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I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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