Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
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If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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