Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
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It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
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I can't put those talents on a resume
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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