I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
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shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
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It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
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