No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
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There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
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i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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