okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
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He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
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no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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