The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
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I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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