ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize