worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
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I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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