I can't watch pbs sober anymore
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
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How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
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what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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