trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
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I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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